Robert Mugabe quotes are the funniest thing on the internet right now.You get all these Mugabe Memes coming at you from all directions and they are funny as hell.The Zimbabwean preisdent himself must be wondering,when did i make all these quotes?Some of the quotes are real,but most of them are made up.So basically,you come up with something witty,funny or crazy and attribute it to Mugabe.One of my favourite Mugabe quotes is the one where he supposedly says "If you like school girls,buy a uniform for your wife to wear for you" Now that is funny and actually sounds like a thing he can say.

So sit back relax and enjoy some of my favourite Mugabe quotes...